June 3rd, 2012

im-cool-like-that:

Bulldog Tries to Sit in Box That is Too Small

The last gif makes me sad.

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June 2nd, 2012
barneyandnofriends:

when did hitler get a facebook?

barneyandnofriends:

when did hitler get a facebook?

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When your friends come to you for advice:

“good… good, you’ve come to the right place.”

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groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

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mcsingle:

thechildrensplace:

is emma stone supposed to be attractive

  • Lilly Allen music: *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven*
  • Lilly Allen lyrics: The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me?
  • friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  • me: but I showered for you